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Dear Humans, I’m Tired – The Devil

From the creation of mankind, i know i am guilty for doing some very bad things. I know i deserve all that your God has done to me and my followers. I won’t apportion blame to anyone but myself. I take all responsibility for everything that has happened. Right from the garden of Eden, i knew i had to make that move and get you to fall like me, and we all know how it turned out. It’s not my fault that i have been cunning and sly right from the beginning. Since all that happened, i have tried unending to reconcile. On one hand, i want to apologize and be forgiven even if i will not return to heaven, but on the other hand i know how your God hates me. I thought he said he is a God of love? Why can’t he forgive me and let sleeping dogs lie? If he can see my heart, he will know i really, badly, dearly have regretted my actions. I am writing you these things so you think deeper, longer and harder. I may just be a mental constraint planted deep in your minds. I’m not here to shake your faith. It’s already shaken if you’ll admit it. I’m not here to win you over. Hell is full.

A popular Selfie of myself and Eve chilling in the garden

As for you humans, i do not blame you at all. You have been made to believe that every bad thing that happens is my doing. I keep shaking my head at some of your remarks. What at all do you have to merit my time? Who are you sef? Who you epp? Some of you are so unserious. You waste time and resources doing stupid things that will not yield anything positive and then when it backfires or issues pop up, you jump on me and blame me. Some of you are results of your own negligence. Some of your remarks sends shivers down my spine. Oh Yes! I can feel and have emotions too. I wonder how you would feel if you were lashed for names of talkatives when you were absent from school that day. Yes, that is how i feel most times when you do that. There are times that i am not even in town, yet, i hear my name almost always being proclaimed for some action someone somewhere  did. This is so not fair. You ignore the fact that your God says in Isaiah chapter 45:7 that “I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.”. Now you have proof that he is also responsible for the lot of your troubles and worries. Why don’t you cry onto him then? You only blame me for all the bad things, then you pray to him, when you pull through, then you go back to him to give him thanks. There are times i have pushed some people from harms way and all they can say is “Thank you God”. The fact that i can do bad doesn’t mean i always do bad.

Ponder

I laugh at the way a lot of you hold on to images and relics you think are representations of the son of God – Jesus Christ. You have no idea the plans and orchestrations that have gone on to get you what you now hold dearly to your heart and minds. A lot of you have been brainwashed. Have you seen Jesus before? See, i know the guy, i’ve met him many times. We even had a hangout sometime back when i wanted him to worship me small so i have a feel of how God feels when he’s worshipped. Though he quoted many scripture and said NO, i know him. I know his face and he doesn’t look one bit like what you people think. Have you thought of why there are many faces of one person? Heard of Ashton Kutcher? or Jim Caviezel? or wait, heard of Christian Bale? or even this funny lunatic called Russel Brand? You have no idea. It baffles me when i pass through town and see pictures pasted in cars, homes showing Christ Jesus. Then i ask myself the same question he once asked his disciples – who do people say i am? who do you say i am? Stop posting images on calendars and wallframes thinking that is Jesus. Trust me, that is idol worship.

Jim Caviezel played Jesus

Let me reiterate, you were given brains, use them. A lot of you thrive on blame game too much. Blaming me for things i have no hand in. Blaming God for things he has no plans on helping out. Blaming anyone and everyone at all you can lay hands on. God won’t jump down to come and help you like Zeus did in the movie Immortals. NO. It’s why he gave you brains and gumption, that you will reason, think, analyze and make good decisions. The way some of you earthlings think, i wonder who created you really. You do not conform after God’s image, at all. You’re just like animals in human skin. He said he will give you wisdom, only when you ask him. Does it mean, he knows some of you, he made without wisdom? That’s for you to answer.

Ponder

I also have issues with modern day Christianity. You people think you’re the best, you think you’re flawless and all other people are going to hell. So you spend all your time in church praying and praising that God will jump down and help you solve issues. Look at Nigeria. They are so religious. The christian folk in Nigeria can intercede for the world. On the contrary, Look at UAE. They are an Islam induced nation. Look at their development as compared to Nigeria and Ghana. Look at Japan, Germany, just look at them. Then i begin to wonder where the rest of you got your Christianity from. Even the white man that brought you this religion doesn’t tie it like a bandanna on his forehead. Black people will hold on to religion and let it fail them. Why does Christianity have to be business here in Africa? I remember when i enticed people to sell in church sometime back. Jesus came there and lashed them very well. Nowadays look! You wear suits and ties and come organize businesses. You now have ATM’s on the church premises. You take 4 offertories including Pastors’ welfare offering. You take tithes and welfare offering. You take days of the week, months of the year, and even leap year offerings. Yet, after all these collections, your spirituality can be nothing to write home about. What difference is it between what happened then and what’s happening now? Why do you spend millions on earthly buildings for your God when you barely sacrifice for the building in your hearts? You attend events upon events, yet still entangled in addictions, sins and hurt. Who are you deceiving ? Your pastors can attribute any negative thing to someone else, you fall for that. You will lavish all your property on your pastors and go broke and hungry in the name of honoring men of God. Who made them men of God. I remember, even the son of God , when he came to earth had to seek the people, give them the word and then feed them on top. Nowadays, you run after the pastors, listen to their own diluted version of the word and then you feed them on top. Are you sure you’re practicing Christianity?

Your pastors do abnormal things and you think the Holy spirit is leading them to? The Holy spirit is normal, humans, think.

I recently chanced upon the Sinmo App. I am disgusted. Even me. I wont talk much. Take a look at this video.

 

I know you may not take heed to all i’m saying simply because you have been programmed to think nothing good comes out of the Devil. But remember, the first “lie” i told was the truth. I told Adam and his wife that they would die should they eat of the fruit. Didn’t they die? I told them, their eyes would be opened and they would be like God. Didn’t their eyes open? Keep believing the lies you’re told.

Let me ask you some questions. Your God says he is a god of love. Why did he kill Onan in Genesis 38: 8-10

Then Judah said to Onan, “Sleep with your brother’s wife and fulfill your duty to her as a brother-in-law to raise up offspring for your brother.”

So now, sleeping with your brother’s wife is alright even after his death? it is okay? But Onan knew that the child would not be his; so whenever he slept with his brother’s wife, he spilled his semen on the ground to keep from providing offspring for his brother. That was his choice. I didn’t advise him to. Those who think i champion all negative sentiments, please take note. 10 What he did was wicked in the Lord’s sight; so the Lord put him to death also. My question is, was he killed for knowing and acknowledging the truth? or simply because one party thought it was evil, then that was it? Be realistic, would the child be his had he done that? And was God not the same person who said in Leviticus 18:16 that “16 “ ‘Do not have sex with your brother’s wife. That would bring shame on your brother.” I know, i know, then Deuteronomy 25:5 also says ““If brothers dwell together, and one of them dies and has no son, the wife of the dead man shall not be married outside the family to a stranger. Her husband’s brother shall go in to her and take her as his wife and perform the duty of a husband’s brother to her.”  so is this controversial enough that the poor man decided not to do that? Or is it contradiction? i leave that answer to your conscience. To what extent will a man be guilty of death just because he failed to get a lady pregnant? A man is wicked because he doesn’t want to have kids and he’s punished by death by this same loving God? 

An analysis of every slaughter in the good book reveals that, despite authoring the commandment “Thou shalt not kill,” God caused the untimely deaths of at least 2.8 million people, a slaughter of truly biblical proportions, in which he uses walls, plagues, bears, floods and other people to execute huge numbers in inventive and vengeful ways. There are 160 separate killing sprees in the Bible for which God is demonstrably to blame. That number includes every slaughter in the Old and New testaments, and also in Aprocrypha, the contested books which are included in the Roman Catholic Bible but disregarded from the Hebrew version. A total of 2,821,364 deaths are specifically enumerated in scripture as either directly orchestrated by God, or carried out with his assistance or approval. Satan, yours truly, on the other hand, notches up only 10 kills. Who’s the bad person now? 

And that’s only the cases where the Bible provides a hard and fast figure. For 53 of those 160 kills, among which we have genocides, famines, and other massacres, readers simply aren’t told how many people lost their lives. Atheist Steve Wells, whose book “Drunk With Blood: God’s Killings In The Bible” painstakingly chronicles every single person who dies in the sacred text, estimates God’s total kill count is closer to 25 million.For the purposes of my ranting, Vocativ only considers kills which Moses, David, and the rest of the Bible’s authors clearly spelled out for us mere mortals. That means, for example, that we have to omit the Flood of Noah, which Wells says comprises a big chunk of that total.

In the flood, God supposedly gives himself a mulligan and reboots the earth, saving one human family and a boatload of animals to repopulate the planet. In Genesis 7:21, it’s written that “all flesh died that moved upon the earth.” God drowns everyone for their “wickedness” bar his chosen survivors, but the Bible does not state explicitly how many died to afford him the almighty do-over.

Let me ask you some questions. Do you think you’re the only creatures in the whole universe? Look at the bigger picture. Your sun is at the center of your galaxy and your planet is the most habitable one. Have you considered all the other stars in the expanse? Considered their planets too? Considered dimensions? The same way you don’t know what goes on when you die, considered there can be mediums and dimensions you have no idea about? I laugh at your diminutive knowledge. In time, you may know. Till then, take it easy and don’t look almighty among creations. You’re the least of all that’s there. The bulk of you keep asking questions such as “why was hell made?” , “who created the devil?”. Got answers to them yet? I’m waiting to enjoy your answers.

There are many countless examples i can give in this letter. Your internet will not permit me to complete them all. And let’s say i am able to bring your mind to the realities on the ground, a great faction among you would say, of course, i’m the Devil and that is my job. What difference would it make? I am pleading with you Earthlings to find out the truth, hold on to the truth and live with the truth. I laugh at some of you many times. Don’t be surprised who you meet in heaven and don’t be surprised who you meet in Hell. And stop giving me the male gender. Please!

Perry Tintin

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